i did a push up why am i still fat
I like artsy photos of men masturbating
edit: I also like artsy photos of women masturbating
Aww no dude, for me you're just a person I follow on tumblr, but I've been doing so long enough now that I can't say you're replaceable even on here. I like YOUR posts, YOUR pictures (dio face omg), and just YOU dude. Whenever I feel this way I remember that I've got the coolest posters and like the best music etc etc out of all the people I know, making me the coolest fucker around. It's hard sometimes but tryyy itttt :)
I don’t know how long this has been in my inbox, but gurrrrrl. That’s a nice thing to say to someone.
date someone who looks at you like they wanna “partition” you
What makes a good photo? I’ve been trying to learn and read up about composition, rule of thirds etc etc.. but I dunno, I just put the camera somewhere and see what happens.
Truth be told, you make a good photo. Some people have the eye for it - and you just do.
when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
This is the most beautiful post i have ever seen.
The most beautiful scene out of the entire series.
I cried like a bitch
The ever intimidating graphics of the pre 2005 era
his wand is sticking out of his sleeve
this game was the shit doe
i would never look like that after 45 minutes, bey