epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch some of The Colbert Report’s best guests, including Neil deGrasse Tyson.




Doctor Who - Season 8 - Intro

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winning a Grammy in 1996.

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pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

(Source: jonyorkblog)



bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with



transyoite:

here’s an idea: poor people are allowed to have nice things

(Source: cannibalgender)



wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*



looking-at-the-universe:

Orion constellation

looking-at-the-universe:

Orion constellation



theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

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hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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nymphetgarden:

Namaste means “my soul recognizes yours” not “I tripped really hard at a festival once and now I’m filled with the wisdom of the Earth”



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