one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat



I like artsy photos of men masturbating
edit: I also like artsy photos of women masturbating



Anonymous asked:
Aww no dude, for me you're just a person I follow on tumblr, but I've been doing so long enough now that I can't say you're replaceable even on here. I like YOUR posts, YOUR pictures (dio face omg), and just YOU dude. Whenever I feel this way I remember that I've got the coolest posters and like the best music etc etc out of all the people I know, making me the coolest fucker around. It's hard sometimes but tryyy itttt :)

I don’t know how long this has been in my inbox, but gurrrrrl. That’s a nice thing to say to someone.





breadbowling:

date someone who looks at you like they wanna “partition” you



asleepylioness:


What makes a good photo? I’ve been trying to learn and read up about composition, rule of thirds etc etc.. but I dunno, I just put the camera somewhere and see what happens.

Truth be told, you make a good photo. Some people have the eye for it - and you just do. 


Love dis

asleepylioness:

What makes a good photo? I’ve been trying to learn and read up about composition, rule of thirds etc etc.. but I dunno, I just put the camera somewhere and see what happens.

Truth be told, you make a good photo. Some people have the eye for it - and you just do. 

Love dis




Someday

(Source: lightpinkoveralls)



alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

image 



(Source: spicecat)





human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

(Source: human)



sacred-sacrificial-lamb:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

This is the most beautiful post i have ever seen.

(Source: itssexualhour)




frillious:

superwholock-ontheenterprise:

idontknowwhattonamemytumblr:

The most beautiful scene out of the entire series.

I cried like a bitch

(Source: ratmanners)



megasonger:

petecodes:

youeatadvillikeitscandy:

The ever intimidating graphics of the pre 2005 era

his wand is sticking out of his sleeve




this game was the shit doe

megasonger:

petecodes:

youeatadvillikeitscandy:

The ever intimidating graphics of the pre 2005 era

his wand is sticking out of his sleeve

this game was the shit doe

(Source: countdowntoinfinitecrisis)



lacienegachavez:

https://twitter.com/gloriaec_

lacienegachavez:

https://twitter.com/gloriaec_




i would never look like that after 45 minutes, bey